Okay sure... Your daughter was kidnapped or whatever... But who the fuck names their daughter "Virginity"
Chastity?
You make a good point...
Abstinence
Visit The Unbelievers With Explanatory Pamphlets
"Prudence", too.
"Premarital Chastity Jones"
spend some time in the deep south and you'll meet a few
I don't have any money. What I do have is a very unique set of skills.
If you come round my place, you might see me cleaning my guns. This might make you scared. Unless you're carrying yours and it isn't completely disassembled for cleaning, which would put me at a significant disadvantage. Unless your gun is too dirty to function properly, then the advantage will be back to me.
At that point, I would suggest just carefully pulling my daughter's virginity out of your pocket, setting it on the floor, and telling my daughter she should get back to doing the dishes because the date is cancelled. Also that she should respect me again. And then leave.
"You remember what I told you when she first brought you home? Whatever you do to her, I will do to you twice as hard. Now take off those pants."
The dad “oh no. She’s pregnant from you already”
Yes Daddy.
Can he even remain mad at that point? He's technically correct, the best kind of correct.
Unless he has another daughter...
Is she a beautiful, robot daughter?
– Sorry, sir. Was she using it for something?
“Nah, she gave it to me”
Alternatively: “Yes, but now she has mine.”
"Didn't happen with your wife, though!"
Other than the funny...stay the hell out of your daughter's sex life, creep.
“Actually, you got any more daughters?”
You give it back NOW!!
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