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[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 83 points 2 months ago

A person will eat this and later preach to vegans dietary advice

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 25 points 2 months ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I think their point was that the person will eat a literal cube and then tell vegans that their food isn't nutritional.

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 12 points 2 months ago

I wasn't reminding them that ham isn't vegan, I was referencing "chicken isn't vegan?" from Scott Pilgrim.

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[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago
[-] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

My MIL is a lifelong vegetarian who eats bacon, because "bacon is a condiment."

[-] bluewing@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago

Never let ideology get in the way of practicality. I like your MIL.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 75 points 2 months ago

You sure that isn't just an eraser? 🤔

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago

Who wrote this? Ill buy your book

[-] sicarius@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Reminds me of the writing of David wrong / Jason pargin who wrote the John dies at the ends series of books.

[-] ngwoo@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago

All meat is processed by definition

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 months ago

The list of unprocessed meat we eat is fairly short, I can only think of oysters.

[-] ccunning@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Really depends on where you draw the line on processing I guess.

Cooking? Killing? Seasoning?

There’s a popular dish in Thailand; กุ้งเต้น Goong Dten “Dancing Shrimp”; made of tiny whole live shrimp seasoned with lime and chilies.

Arguably less processed than a raw oyster
Also, arguably more processed than a raw oyster.

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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 13 points 2 months ago

Sure, but there's a world of difference between a steak and a slice of Billy Bear mystery meat.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Even my meat am I right

[-] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

There are different degrees of processing. The "meat" mentioned here is ultra-processed garbage. Cutting out and grilling a steak is similar to digging out, peeling and cooking a potato.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

It’s the difference between a whole, cooked potato and Pringles.

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[-] Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

Now, with Listeria! ™️ --for that sparkling fresh digestive tract!--

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[-] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Side question: the US you don't have ham made from a single piece of meat?

In my country that is the norm for ham, an abomination like that has no market. The only similar to it is something like "low fat chicken ham" (not actually called ham on the box as it would be false advertising)

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[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 17 points 2 months ago

What's so unholy about it tho

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago

Actually it has a fair bit of fat.

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

And likely a fair bit of bone and connective tissue, but it's all been processed and homogenized.

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[-] addictedtochaos@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago

is the liquify and emulsion part true?

[-] bluewing@lemm.ee 32 points 2 months ago

Yes it is.

When processed, the meat bits, (and yes they are leftover meat bits), are ground into a paste with water added, (nearly all ham you buy has "Water Added" listed on the tag - exception would be something like "country ham" or prosciutto ham), then pumped into a carboy, (the paste is then called babbit), seasonings are then mixed in and then molded by machine into a glorious block 'o ham! To be sold at your local Deli as part of a delicious sandwich for which you happily pay your "hardly earned" monies.

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[-] OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 months ago

I'm not sure how else it would hold together

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[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE THE HAM CUBE

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[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago

And for some fucking reason, people then want the deli to chip(shred) this cuboid abomination.

[-] janus2@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 months ago

as a former deli worker i wish everyone who orders chipped anything a very fuck you

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[-] MHanak@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
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