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[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A store called Tree Fiddy is gonna swoop in.

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Wait a minute…

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Arizona Iced Tea is still only $0.99... as long as you don't get it at a gas station.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Call it dollar twenty five tree. 🤷

[-] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago

"Ten Bits" seems viable, although nobody cares much about the Spanish real anymore.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Who are these people who go to dollar tree to get laid??? I don't even trust their refridgeratables!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You go to Dollar Tree, find someone you wanna bang, and then offer to buy them groceries at a better store. It'll make you seem rich and therefore irresistible.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I usually just pay fair price for the person I wanna bang. $1.25, plus tax of course..

[-] Travelator@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 month ago

It's all Chinese plastic trash anyway, why do people feel the need to buy this crap? Avoid.

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Sounds like someone needs to experience poverty.

this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2024
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