My toddler just told me their first knock knock joke (lemmy.world)

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Them: Knock knock!

Me: Who's there?

Them: Unicorn.

Me: Unicorn who?

Them: Unicorn. Unicorn. Stop saying unicorn.

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[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Whatever you do, don’t tell them the orange/banana knock knock joke. I made that mistake…. 😬

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I don't know, they would love that joke.

I would be exhausted of it, but they would love it.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Exactly.

[-] ChaosCoati@midwest.social 8 points 1 month ago

When my kid was a toddler we told her, “Why did the turkey crosse the road? Because the chicken was on vacation.”

She thought it was hilarious and would retell it with 2 random things she could see at the time: “Why did the couch cross the road? Because the floor was on vacation.”

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

That's awesome, I love it.

[-] dexa_scantron@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

😂

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