Wtf my next post under this is

https://lemmy.world/post/22236146

my mouth waters immensely whenever I see a pickle. Knowing the wet, briny, tangy girth of that green monstrosity of a cucumber, I can't help but want it inside my every hole. The ear pleasing crunch, the juices seeping from each pore, grotesquely jutting out of the misshapen bumps along each side, pleasuring my mind, mouth, and soul just by holding it's slimy outside after being bathed and drenched in vinegar mixes, it is finished. I crave more pickles.

are you ok? it seems all the comments in this post are just you talking to yourself

I did a deep dive into the lemmy code to understand how the algorithms work. I then calculated the perfect timing to post the images to make them the right distance apart^1^.

~1. Currently only guaranteed to work when sorting by new. Still calculating the post timing for sorting by the other methods.~

First of all you're insane, secondly I love you

It's working on all hot too

Worked on Top 12 hours, 6 hours in! I crave pickle! Will comment on other post too, for balance.

Actual sorcery

Adding some comments here to balance the number of comments on the other post so it's closer together on scaled and hot sorting methods too.

This one gave me a good chuckle.

Woah how

It was 2 away in top 12hours. Im not upvoting the posts inbetween to help!

it worked on active!

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked; If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Top 6 WinRAR

Pickles are a witch's cucumber.

There was a cute cat in between