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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 69 points 2 days ago

Aren't Java and JavaScript the same anyway?

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 96 points 2 days ago

Java is to JavaScript as car is to carpet.

One takes you places, the other is a nasty dirt magnet. Which one is which is entirely subjective.

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 43 points 2 days ago

Touche.

A flying nasty dirt magnet that takes you places.

So basically JavaScript with TypeScript.

[-] Im_old@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Oh that carpet is going to be definitively dirtier afterwards lol.

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 1 points 1 day ago

I'm sure he'll clean the rug.

[-] blibla@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago

that's clever!

[-] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 14 points 1 day ago

I once told my boss that when I advertised as being a java dev when he was wondering why I was having a hard time with JS. He still didn't get it and thought one was a subset of the other. I had to explain to him that you don't drive your carpet to work, they are infact different and only share some letters in common.

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 19 points 1 day ago

Yeah. And Vim and VSCode are one product, as well, if configured correctly.

And why is the Ubuntu logo even on here?!

I joke!I'm joking. I'm a fully indoctrinated member of the cult of Debian. I'm actually one of the eleven people who care that there are differences between Debian an Ubuntu. And I have a shirt that expresses how much I hate Snaps.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

But I bet you don't have a shirt that condemns systemd, you casual!

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

Lol. That's true. I couldn't find one in my size.

[-] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 1 points 1 day ago

Systems just works. I like it

[-] babybus@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

No. JavaScript doesn't have types. Java and TypeScript are the same though.

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

Kotlin is much closer to Typescript than Java.

But typescript is not real OO, it's a meta language trying to make javascript useable, so basically typescript isn't like anything.

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I didn't get the joke until I read this and took another look.

[-] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

I'd say C# and Java are the same πŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ™πŸ™

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 36 points 2 days ago

If you want the vectors for stickers https://lemmy.ca/comment/503168

[-] Gsus4@mander.xyz 24 points 2 days ago

I need to make some stickers out of these...to make new friends :D

[-] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

what is the rust one again. It looks so familiar but eludes me

edit: it's nodejs

[-] silasmariner@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

Hey, there are two rust ones, check yerself. But the Gopher logo is pretty well known around these parts

[-] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 days ago

I'm something of a gopher myself you know

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 7 points 2 days ago
[-] Scoopta@programming.dev 7 points 2 days ago

What is the ruby on rails supposed to be?...looks like ruby on rails with off colors to me, I can't place that logo. The rest of these are truly cursed tho

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 days ago
[-] Scoopta@programming.dev 5 points 2 days ago

Huh, weird. The rest of these are pretty closely related technologies but I'm not sure I'd consider a web framework and a pre boxed website builder all that similar

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

I think they were just going for cursed-ness

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

Lol. I missed that. That's hilarious.

The Ruby community has been, at times, frustrated by people thinking that Ruby is only possible to use for making websites, due to Rails past dominance as a web library.

And the technology most ubiquitous to creating a quick website is, of course, WordPress.

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

I have these stickers lol

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 2 days ago

What's with the beaver crab?

[-] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

They put the Gopher (GoLang) face on Ferris the Crab (Rust)

[-] witx@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[-] krippix@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago

Mix between Go and Rust mascots

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