Welcome to 2016.
. . . Wait
Welcome to 2016.
. . . Wait
Harambe was keeping us from the brink of annihilation
TheOnion should buy Infowars.com and start posting real news.
They should have a section "not the onion"
While I like this I fear it’s too costly. Good journalism is pricey. And good comedy is pricey. I don’t know how well those two fields overlap. But I know I’ve seen good combos with Jon Stewart and Jon Oliver. So it’s for sure a possibility. I’d pay the onion for real news tbh.
They really could start publishing real news stories and no one would know the difference
They kinda did, but it was an accident.
They could call it the nonion
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