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submitted 1 week ago by Gork@lemm.ee to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

Passing the event horizon, spaghettification, and certain death await. Yarrr.

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[-] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

I thought it'd just be airlocking them

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

That's normal space pirate stuff. I'm taking about the extreme space pirating where people tremble at the mention of the name of the pirate because he/she/it black holes them.

[-] mangaskahn@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

So like reavers, but more humane.

[-] Kaput@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Weld a cheese grater devise to block the airlick

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Do NOT lick the airlock

[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago

Too much delta v

[-] aviationeast@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Black hole haiku: Always falling down Spaghettifing slowly Incompressible

this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2024
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