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[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 33 points 1 hour ago
[-] 58008@lemmy.world 2 points 32 minutes ago

Is there a way to gift a subscription/membership to someone? I can just enter their address for the delivery, but there're lots of other membership benefits they wouldn't get because they'd be on "my" account 🤔

[-] SatyrSack@feddit.org 2 points 36 minutes ago

$10.99

That's 10.55 EUR. Is that normal for a newspaper?

同志们,

COMRADES,

YOU WILL LOVE CHAIRMAN XI AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY!

GLORY TO CCP!

LONG LIVE CHAIRMAN XI!

万岁 万岁 万万岁!

/s

[-] PaX@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Will he approve cool dog? I am seeking approval for the cool dog

I have heard from a source on the inside that the cool dog is actually also the woke dog (complimentary, as on negationderogatory) as well wowee

[-] cybervseas@lemmy.world 35 points 3 hours ago

I need to sign up for in home delivery again. Thanks for the reminder.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

They should make an online version too.

[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 hours ago

Damn it, blood snow AGAIN? Happens every time I make plans ugh

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

That weather is wild now days.

[-] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 3 hours ago

... I'm gonna sign up for this!

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 8 points 3 hours ago
[-] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

astronaut-2 astronaut-1 Always has been.

[-] turtlepower@lemm.ee 3 points 2 hours ago
[-] GuyDudeman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

$100/year is still pretty steep for me.

this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2024
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