Football club falconer sacked for sharing explicit photos of his prosthetic penis (www.bbc.com)

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On top of it all, he's also literally a fascist

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[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 57 points 1 month ago

The 56-year-old was suspended by the club in 2021 for performing a fascist salute at the end of a match against Inter Milan.

Bernabe was filmed making the salute and chanting "duce, duce", which translates as "leader, leader" and is commonly associated with former fascist Italian leader Benito Mussolini.

"I did it and I don't regret it because I admire Mussolini, he did great things for Italy as Franco did for Spain," Bernabe said in 2021.

They fire him for showing his dick online and not for being openly fascist at one of the games they invited him to be at in an official capacity... oh, football culture.

[-] coyootje@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I mean, not to try and come up with excuses or anything but Lazio is very well known for being supported by fascists, their hooligan group is doing shit like this all the time.

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Honestly just hoping it was the straw that broke the camels back, and not that the only didi he because of the dick.

[-] dantheclamman@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I just realized the mascot is clearly a bald eagle, misidentified by the club as an "Alaskan golden eagle." Many, many layers of weirdness here. https://www.sslazio.it/en/la-nostra-casa/olimpia

[-] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

#BrandNewSentance

[-] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Sacked

lmao

[-] dantheclamman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Shafted suddenly

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

You can't just share this headline without the picture.

[-] Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Yes, Mr. Fascist-who-thought-posting-those-photos-was-normal-behavior, I'm sure it was the size of your penis that potential partners found off-putting... Surely you've solved the issue now.

[-] neon_nova@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

I’m sorry, I feel like a crazy person here. What the duck is a prosthetic penis?

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