We could offer easy remote play and gentle drm to woo developers to it. Perhaps we could even be the payment processor to make it convenient for everyone, almost like a virtual game store

Hey cmon they stopped letting me take the mart cart into the parking lot after I left one in the rain last time and I don’t wanna walk with my groceries in a WAGON what am I, that Greek guy with the rock? Sissy fist?

Isn’t the whole idea of the cloud that you pay for it to be safe? Why bother if they’re not going to keep it safe for you?

Wow that must get used a lot because I find little empty Fireball potions all over my neighborhood

I think that’s less about “hacking” and more about modern day devs being overworked by their hot-shit team lead and clueless PMs and creating “temporary” solutions that become permanent in the long run.

This bucket was probably something they set up early in the dev cycle so they could iterate components without needing to implement an auth system first and then got rushed into releasing before it could be fixed. That’s almost always how this stuff happens; whether it’s a core element or a rushed DR test.

The new movies suck ass because they try to make science the bad guy, but not only is that a shit story we all see through, but it still reads as capitalistic greed and hubris, but now the movie feels like it doesn’t know what it’s talking about.

They don’t use Signal though. They use a clone called TeleMessage Signal which logs and archives all their messages on an Israeli server, and which a hacker was able to access before the service was suspended.

You can’t really help if someone forks and misuses software.

Yeah even before the fucking scandals what the hell did you think Honey was getting out of the deal? You think it was made by some coupon-clipping hobbyist grandma’s altruistically crafting a bespoke Chrome extension?

“Oh back in my day the ECMAScript standard didn’t even have closures, pass my reading glasses Agnes”

Jimmies rustled

We’re going to find out that some lunatic Christian dominionists in the CIA are the ones who actually laced all the recreational drugs with Fentanyl aren’t we