[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Could you count the number of stains and then refer to it as stainfewer steel.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Apparently it is set in the same cinematic universe as Surviving R. Kelly.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

They probably mean that those convenient areas adjacent to the lanes on a road should be seen as “less bike lanes, but more car park”.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

In Australia, Deloitte’s shared this breakdown.

“On average, barely 5 per cent of a dealer's profit comes from new car sales. The majority (about 50 per cent) comes from parts and service, while the remainder comes from finance and insurance (30 per cent) and the balance is from used cars (15 per cent).”

In the US it appears to be very similar.

“So where does the majority of a dealership's profit come from? It's not from car sales, at least not directly. It's from the service and parts department, which accounts for the other 49.6% of the dealership's gross profits, according to NADA.”

https://www.edmunds.com/car-buying/where-does-the-car-dealer-make-money.html

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

The late Constantin Reliu.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Brilliant!

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I have been cracking up at all the details in the pic. The massive teddy bear is hilarious, there appears to be a lute in the background, he is surrounded by weapon magazines, and directly behind him, is that the fake Barbasol shaving cream can from Jurassic Park?

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Evidence of delivery photo from UPS driver.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Everyone thinks you’re a banker!

Damn autocorrect again. I meant w….

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

“Good! Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you.”

Palpatine has seen the power of hate in Darth Abbott and a new Sith apprentice has been chosen.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

He calls that look “Blue Steal”

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you

Never, ever, during your trials and testings.

When you felt only one set of burning lips,

It was then that I smoked the crack for you."

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

It lured all those poor unsuspecting boys to the yard and to their untimely demise.

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