[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

One is more Pampered than the other.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

I presume his arms are detachable and interchangeable. He is currently sporting his “business meeting” arms, will switch to his “swole bro” arms when he goes to the gym, and then has a set of shorter arms that he couples with trousers with very deep pockets when he is reviewing the salaries of the lower paid Amazon employees.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

My little Bro-ny

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

A lovely father son ~~bondage~~ bonding moment.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Even on my Windows desktop I have found myself using Visual Studio Code more often than Visual Studio for .net development these days. Keeps it a consistent experience when I switch between my Linux and Windows environments. I imagine a lot of Mac devs would be doing the same.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Counting Crows

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

“Alright team. Let’s play back the recordings and see if we finally have this mob boss confessing to those hits”. Plays back recording.

“Then I walked up behind him and” … audio is constantly interrupted by a string of loud farts.

“I’m sorry Captain. Jones did Taco Bell for lunch that day and the microphone on those pants are so close to the brass section of the band so to speak.”

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

“I hate you for confusing me on what I am or am not attracted to and I find it threatening to my world. But instead of dealing with my own feelings I will try to eliminate you from my life to help me avoid this ambiguity of feelings.”

I would love to tell this dude it’s fine to find other adults attractive regardless of gender or identity, but you know his family, friends group, and church would never accept him which plays a part in him thinking this is the only way to deal with this.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

“ Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?”

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

They are landing on the dark side of the sun.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

“The suspect has pled not guilty.”

I wonder what the argument will be. “I was just creepily injecting calming oils into the apartment with a syringe to help the baby sleep. Some other creepy person with a syringe must have injected the opioids.”

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

birds aren’t real … estate savvy

view more: ‹ prev next ›

ApeNo1

joined 1 year ago