Dungeon rodent sees you are magic user, chases you, follows you into building, barricades door, sealing you in with him because your strength is too low to move the objects, drinks five elixirs to buff up, mana burns you and steals all your items, spawns an army of bandits using his Mythical Bandit-Summoning Flute+2, installs spyware on your system, and then juggles you in the corner in an infinite combo, softlocking you

Gobunism

It’s funny how raven rock jail is nicer than a large chunk of Skyrim’s residents homes.

Bart is absolutely a genius. All three of the simpson kids are. Lisa is obviously Lisa, but bart on multiple occasions has been proven to not only be competent at his craft but the absolute best. Lisa had the advantage of being passionate about being percieved as smart. Bart has time and time again shown the accelerate quickly in his preffered fields. He surpassed her in musical ability in an increadibly short time. He surpassed her in chemistry when he could use it for destruction. He has the ability to be the best, he just rather do his own thing.

Maggie orchestrated an entire heist to retrieve her pacifier at less than a year old. That's an impossible task at an impossible age. She very well may be the greatest of the three

Way ahead of you

So that's the asshole that started it all.

I have a little gift for him:

spoiler

The future of videogames is mundane chore simulators where occasionally a creature pops out to hassle you.

Palicoes from Monster Hunter

I'm like Larry Bird, but white. Like, the white version of larry bird