at least

Well I'm doing my part by voting 3rd party

How is that a strong defense of Biden? Doesn't he have incredibly low approval ratings?

The rumor come out! Does John Waters is gay?

Sorry about that, my fly came undone.

It should have been me, not them!

Jan 6th is when the "wise men" ( ) arrived to give their "gifts" ( ) to "Jesus" ( )

Be carful who u make fun of. Those neckbeards you laughed at are now neckbears

One time I went to a minor league baseball game and was standing in a long line before the game for beer. I kinda zoned out and daydreamed for a while and when I zoned back in I noticed EVERYONE in line in front of me was turned around staring at me. I had a moment of panic before I realized that the national anthem was playing and there was a flag directly behind me.