Come to think of it, worms aren't really social animals and they don't seek companionship as far as I'm aware, so The question you should be asking me isn't "Would you still love me if I was a worm", but "Would I still love you if I was a worm"

Yeah, they just ~~hate me~~ were asleep and woke up to greet me when I began cooking dinner

TWO little dogs in my house right now and NO ONE greeted me when I came home from work

@Hebearadmins add gambleing

Dr. Cocks

Was so sad when I learned they dropped out of the Republican primary. Woulda had my vote.

Not to dox myself, but I'm like a medieval king who just believes whatever his rat-like advisor whispers into his ear

He will grow so big and strong that people will think his name is an ironic nickname

I always imagined him cooking stone soup

"pee" protein