Hey! Leave Otto's girlfriend out of this!

Maybe don't go after underage trees?

No…I’m socking you!!! (⁀ᗢ⁀)

Did you know that sex is a heritable trait?

If your parents didn’t have any, chances are you won’t either.

Had a similar thing 30 years ago when I worked 2nd shift, heading home at night. 5 miles from home, empty 2-lane road 55 mph. Little bunny hopping in my lane towards me. I veered left, it followed. I veered right, it followed. No time left to avoid, THUMP! Sad, but I did what I could in the moment…

That’s one w i d e controller!

But won’t the thimerosal in the cancer vaccine give everyone autism? Cancer is better than autism!

/s (duh)

I am Groof.

Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
I think I’ll go eat worms

You done messed up, A. A. Ron!

Moisturize me!

Looks like a shit post…