Just call me Buttermilk Transgirl.

I don't have cowboy boots, but I've got a nice pair of thorogoods! So... Yee haw?

"we really dig your vibe"

And then you wake up in a bathtub filled with ice while they're getting the scalpel ready so you book it nked down the hotel hallway. Your wallet is gone.

You are now the main character in an action comedy movie.

"the gays" lmao it's like my aunt Betty is still alive

If you hear a mirror shatter, it was probably not "the gays" lol

Depression is a bitch, and that makes you not want to clean. Then the grossness makes you more depressed.

Never ending loop.

"man develops app to discover women are cute without makeup, more at 11"

Any man that whines about women wearing makeup in any way is just signaling to everyone he's a waste of their time.

Growing up my house was always trashed. Parents with depression and full time jobs don't leave much time and energy for cleaning up, and there's only so much children without guidance can do.

So once I had my own defined space, it was basically minimalist to expedite cleaning. I didn't start getting more stuff, even clothes, until my partner moved in.

But then we wouldn't have rage bait for engagement.

Take a balloon.

Blow it upto about 50mm

Make a couple dots around it

Blow it up a little more.

Now there's distance between the dots.

Imagine an ant walking between the dots. That ant is going at the speed of light (as fast as it can go) relative to the dots.

Now as it walks between the dots, blow the balloon up really big

The dots aren't moving, they're stuck to the surface of the balloon. The balloon itself is expanding. The ant is going at the speed of ant-light, but now the dots are all "moving away" faster than the ant can walk.

The speed of the ant hasn't changed, the space the ant is traveling has changed. And faster than the ant can move, because the balloon isn't limited by the same things the ant is.

I guess they're just... What, liberating Ukraine?

Definitely not annexing it for the past 12 years, certainly not invading and slaughtering civilians.

Only the uskkka does that. And also Israel. And also anyone who disagrees with me is a CIA nsa shill chat bot mouthpiece pushing nazi pedophile propaganda

Sure, here's 50 cents for the coffee.

Now here's the bill for the ride, the seat cleaning where you sat, the new air freshener since that's obviously been used now, my consulting fee, conversation fee, silence fee, and an additional 47.30 for various small consumables like oil, coolant, washer fluid...

Adds up to 1.846,97EUR for the day. You can send that whenever.

Oh right, almost forgot the €200 calculation fee.

Also it's a 30% interest rate per day for late fees

Okay first of all, it's a graviton Lance and you're supposed to aim it into a flux ewaonarion chamber.

It's like you people don't even know basic starfleet engineering standards....

I love fucking up their data.

Haha, bitches I had no ovaries to begin with, and now you think I'm ovulating soon!

Mwahahaha :3