i think Kevin as servo is the one saying the most lines

Yeah but that's character-appropriate for Tom Servo, who's absolutely full of himself. He genuinely doesn't care about anyone else.

No, no, no, the secret to flying is to violently hurl yourself at the ground...and miss

He also did that while threatening he'd shoot his wife if she ever cheated on him.

But Bowser is right there

The charitable reading is that The Mushroom Kingom is meant to be this Wonderland-like place Mario and Luigi sorta stumbled across one day. Things don't make sense in The Mushroom Kingdom and you're not supposed to think about it too deeply.

The more realistic reading is that nobody thought "Hey is this a transphobia?" while they were writing this line. According to the SMB2 manual, the trans character wishes to be called Birdetta, so they've been deadnaming her for decades. Did we really expect better?

I compliment her septum piercing

Saw a couple older kids (like in their last good trick-or-treating years) walking around my street planning a route, but other than them I hardly saw anyone.

How do you do, fellow humans

Clacks?

It's a good format. Decks can get a touch pricey, but you only need one copy each of the real game changers rather than the 2-4 you'd have in other decks.

Oh also, 60 cards is the minimum deck size in most formats. You can put more cards in a deck, but the more cards you have, the less likely you are to draw the cards you want.

Posting about it makes me think he wants to be the guy who coined "...on my father's sardines."

Like if he didn't think he'd recover, this ain't the way to go about recovering.

College football logos suck