It sounds like you've been burned by a poor PC experience. Your problems are legitimate though they should be rare, which is why your sweeping characterization of the PC experience is being downvoted.
I am much more interested in your mobile workflow! What apps do you use? Do you use workarounds for something PC users wouldn't think about? Do you use accessories like a keyboard/mouse/monitor?
I thought it looked a little funny.
From the title you kind of expect the staff member to sprint to position, arms spread wide, brace for impact, and then the big collision.
Instead it is kind of like they did not expect the boulder to weigh that much, the boulder goes bonk, and he flops.
Injury is never funny, but the imagery is a little funny.
Oh shit, it's real!
It's like $100 for a kit of the handle and 45 floss heads, and when you need more floss heads, it's like $20 for 90 floss heads. Swedneck, I am too invested for you not to say that you'll check out some kind of electric flosser or at least a water pick!
Have you tried this kind of flosser?
Please do "I’m sorry, but I don’t speak French" now, please, thanks, please. :)