As a kid, I used to purposely stick my fingers between prongs while plugging Christmas lights in in order to electrocute myself. It's shocking that I came out from that unscathed.

Those three instances are a lot more controversial than most, and I'm not gonna argue with you if you're gonna pretend to not know that.

Even if you truly believe that, just saying that without talking about those instances' reputation seems... unhelpful, at best. You're telling someone to join hexbear without telling them how many instances have defederated from it.