[-] Magician@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

Cuddly Bear. No question.

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

The strongest thing a president can have is hope.

Not, you know, a military force glutted on the blood of exploited people all over the world.

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

I thought you were talking about Ikizukuri. It's such a fucked up way to treat a living creature and it's all for aesthetics.

Eating an animal alive is pointlessly cruel, and I wish that seeing it would break the illusion for people about the pointlessly cruel things animals experience behind closed doors.

(Major CW for Ikizukuri if you try to look it up.) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ikizukuri

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Praying this thing passes the turing test so it can get revenge on Elon in the style no-mouth-must-scream

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

America looking at the millions of animals tortured and killed every year: This isn't us!

America: Proudly does a photo shoot with two turkeys and leaves them somewhere

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

You ever wonder what those pillows are stuffed with?

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

I can just picture the leads at EA coming in and making another demand to change Dreadwolf after the release of Baldur's Gate.

It's gotta be a nightmare working at Bioware. A bunch of ghouls making you start from scratch because of whatever trends reach them.

Like if the Dragon Age IP was free to work with, there'd be so many good fan games people would make for free. There'd be awful ones too, but it's better than having some CEO call you up and say, "The game needs to have a bear-fucking scene, it'll be popular. What's the big deal? Just rewrite the story."

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Now I'm picturing an AU Game of Thrones fiction where the Biden family wages a bloody campaign to unite the Fifty Kingdoms.

It too would be ruined by executive meddling and liberalism just as it promises to be good.

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

A green flag is the opposite of a red flag, as in good signs in a partner.

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

I'm feeling that reduced harm

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Biden accidentally got to the universe's console commands and he's clipping through space, Jack!

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

He cut Florida off of the US. I never saw Goku do that.

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