My sister posted a Liz Cheney tweet on insta and I want to run away from home as an adult that doesn’t live with my family

they don't call him tRump for nothing

Excuse me! Jan 6 was an INSURRECTION and a national tragedy.

Are they going to bring out an Ouija board?

It's not a meme. Shrek 5 is coming to a theater near you in July, 2026

"It's called Combat Liberalism, sir. It's basically about the dangers of Liberalism"

Journalists: "Here's why the economy is actually doing amazingly and Joe Biden deserves credit"
Also journalists: "Oh god, oh fuck, I hope I don't get laid off like everyone else. I don't know what I would do..."

I’d rather you have the nuclear codes

Weed is over