[-] PetoniousRex@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

What's that in your pants? A potatoe? Oh so a dick tator.

[-] PetoniousRex@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

I mean yea, that's how that works normaly. So......

[-] PetoniousRex@lemmy.zip -1 points 1 month ago

FREE DUMB!!

[-] PetoniousRex@lemmy.zip -1 points 1 month ago

Ragebait. Trying to explain how a candle works to an ant.

[-] PetoniousRex@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Slowly lowering his head onto his palm, a raspy voice whispers “No Shit Sherlock” .

[-] PetoniousRex@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

He is a putrid, lice-ridden tuft of anal pubic hair that’s been transplanted atop a grimy, tattered Egyptian mummy, that’s oft mistaken for a dried-up 6 foot tall, spray-tan colored toilet brush.

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