[-] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 86 points 2 weeks ago

I got fired for reading the newspaper during my lunch break. Once a week this newspaper came with a for hire section that also included career advice and al that stuff. I was reading that part but the CEO called me into his office to tell me off. I called his bluff and he fired me.

I was scheduled to lead a team in China for a few weeks and after that had to go to the US for some other job. Sadly people that are fired can't work off premises anymore so the staff manager begged me to accept their withdrawal of my discharge.

I kindly declined and got payed out a years' wage. Took the time to reorientate into less toxic work environment. I now work with politicians, don't know what happened there.

[-] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 81 points 1 month ago

It's called GDPR

[-] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 58 points 1 month ago

Yeah, that's illegal in the EU.

[-] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 61 points 2 months ago

+1 for Mulvad for what it's worth.

[-] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 106 points 5 months ago

The 'hand me your unlocked phone' has worked for me on several occasions.

[-] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 51 points 10 months ago

Ah yes, the land of the free

[-] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 55 points 1 year ago

I can change her

[-] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 67 points 1 year ago

Change your diet. You lose weight in the kitchen.

Grant yourself a cheat day from time to time but stay on your diet the first months. I've been on a diet for about three years now and I can have a cheat day once a week.

Expect it to be something you have to commit to the rest of your life but believe me, it gets easier. Don't go on a crash diet but do something that you realistically can maintain.

Then start with some moderate exercise. Just walking more often is a great way to lose weight.

You can't target zones to lose weight but you can tone zones by building muscle. Bigger shoulders lake your waist look thinner.

Stick to it. You'll feel better overall. Good luck.

[-] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 61 points 1 year ago

Are you kidding me? They used WhatsApp for intelligence communication?

[-] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 75 points 1 year ago

Yes, let's exempt them from proper education. That'll solve the problem.

[-] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 123 points 1 year ago

I'm addicted to Streetcomplete. I'm 20.000+ edits in. I make about 100 with ease on my commute to work.

[-] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 43 points 1 year ago

Yes, I've been with a girl like that for 2 years. My friends told me that I could get better looking women and found 8t strange I hooked up with her but my god, she got me going. Also, she was a nymphomaniac. That's the main reason we broke up. Having sex twice a day takes the fun out of it if you're not a sex addict. I encountered her a few weeks ago. She gained a lot of weight but I still wanted to screw her badly. It's totally weird.

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