[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

When the sproutlings wear the seeds like little helmets<3

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 49 points 22 hours ago

The good guys, everybody

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 34 points 1 day ago

Emotionally and psychologically, i need to see amerikkkan warships sink in my lifetime

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago

Lmao any situation you can imagine, China has already been there, done that and coined a proverb

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I think at this point there's a tension between the strategic advantage of having billionaires willing to surrender (preserves forces, results in net gain of manpower) versus how fucking stoked the majority of people are to see them die (gains new loyalists, results in net gain of manpower) and to be honest I think that someone sitting down with a pen and paper could work out an optimal percentage that could then be applied on a case by case basis. No-names with vast fortunes? Whatever, reeducation. Your Bezos', Princes, Duponts and Langones? Written off by popular demand.

Edit: having thought about this more, I think you could even get the best of both worlds by rocking up to one of these fuhrerbunkers and announcing "We will be accepting the surrender of the employees but not the boss. In fact, any employees who feel like doing a little mutiny and bringing the boss out to us, or even just forgetting to lock the gate, will be handsomely rewarded."

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

These ancient, soon-to-be-dead freaks really are so psychotically self-centered that they want the entire human race to die with them.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago

Yeah I'll admit to using dev mode a lot in the beginning to stop the constant mental breaks

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

Shrink Pony Club

Running my experiments at the Shrink Pony Club

Keep on shrinking horses at the Shrink Pony Club

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

Moscow is not seeking decisive battles in Ukraine, but rather views front lines as indicators of a process of attrition

Think this'll get through the dense liberal head now that it's been typed out in one of the international-community-1international-community-2 languages?

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My peanuts

Rimworld with mods that add more cropscomfy

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Immediately stuck out to me too, incredibly Fuhrerbunker-coded

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 23 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I don't think I've ever read a sentence so on-the-nose dystopic as "new victories pour in daily". I think a Warhammer writer would get told to tone that one down

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...is that my instinctive reaction to being shot at is to make italian noises

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Man I love movie trivia

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What with the climate and the fires and the genocide

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Yak (youtu.be)
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Yak

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And then we KJOUUM!

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56% alcholhol by volume, 10$ a bottle

This was a good idea economically buy a bad ide for every other reason

Did you kno2 sorghum is an ancient grain in the grass family, first domesticated 5,000 years ago in what is now Sudan?

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