Whenever I think I'm fucking up I remember that at least I'm not spending 10 years learning to teach from those who couldn't do so they teach.

You have to recalibrate your cat by rotating them 360 degrees in 3 axis

Dming on Lemmy

I'm a simple man, I see large boobs and butt, I purchase gold necklace.

Live in a van and migrate with the berries. Bater excess for fuel and keep moving. Or embrace full hobo and ride trains.

They were maintaining the idea that we don't live post scarcity. That there aren't enough homes or food for the current population, so there can't be enough for a large population. The rich will never give up being the elite class and will perpetuate artificial scarcity until they die.

My cat needs me to hold her tail for her so she can lick the end of it without it getting away.

Laid off, took a lower job at a company that was family owned for >25 years. 3 months after they hired me they sold the company to a foreign investor. 3 months later they laid of 1/3 of us.

Inb4 palantir cuts off your electric and water because you had 15% eye distraction during the mandatory 3hr nightly fox news viewing.