I just accidentally stumbled upon my job description. Uncanny.

Speaker placement too low. Terrible for acoustics.

Leisure Suit Larry was one of my earliest PC memories. I had to teach myself DOS to get it to run. That curiosity kickstarted a career.

Dunder Mifflin did it first. The Pyramid.

Commercial always play with volume FULL BLAST talking about dick pills while the young family is just trying to enjoy a show.

Is it racist for me a white guy to wear this?

Just call him an asshole so everyone understands.

It’s always the people you most suspect.

We will be in touch.

Blackouts cause baby booms. So sex. My answer is sex.

I can hear this photo

Agreed. Let me know when the world invents one.