Ideally, you need to be a girl under the age of 12 to understand this. However, if you are a parent of at least one such child you might gain this superpower through reverse inheritance.
You could get one of those fancy fake PhD papers printed out for you. It should say you got a degree in flatulometry from the university of Arse, Indonesia. Add more toilet puns just to make sure people stop by and actually read all of it when visiting your office where you have this paper on display.
That’s incredible. Do you have like a PhD in flatulometry?
Isn’t it evil enough that you don’t avoid evil actions? Is it necessary to take it a step further by intentionally favoring evil actions or even restricting yourself to exclusively evil behaviors.
Diagonal for the win!
You can also go 3D. January 8, February 5, March 4, April 8 would be 4 in a stack.
That’s ok. You can always try again yesterday.
If an app abuses the privilege of being able to show me notifications, badges or anything, that privilege will be swiftly revoked.
I follow the official upgrade method. Can’t be bothered to mess around with anything more complicated than that. Besides, the devs probably understand the system better than I do, so there has to be a reason why that is the preferred way.
Say hello to the gigaphone.