[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 hours ago

Say hello to the gigaphone. image

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 hours ago

Ideally, you need to be a girl under the age of 12 to understand this. However, if you are a parent of at least one such child you might gain this superpower through reverse inheritance.

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

You could get one of those fancy fake PhD papers printed out for you. It should say you got a degree in flatulometry from the university of Arse, Indonesia. Add more toilet puns just to make sure people stop by and actually read all of it when visiting your office where you have this paper on display.

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 14 points 4 days ago

That’s incredible. Do you have like a PhD in flatulometry?

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

Isn’t it evil enough that you don’t avoid evil actions? Is it necessary to take it a step further by intentionally favoring evil actions or even restricting yourself to exclusively evil behaviors.

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

Diagonal for the win!

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 52 points 1 week ago

You can also go 3D. January 8, February 5, March 4, April 8 would be 4 in a stack.

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 101 points 2 months ago

That’s ok. You can always try again yesterday.

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

While I was in the shower, I thought of a brilliant idea! Let’s trigger several smaller volcanic eruptions that release a semi-controlled amount of volcanic ash into other atmosphere. That will cool down the atmosphere, which should buy us some time to fix our carbon emissions.

Then I realized, that doing so would block visible light. Plants need the light to grow, and we need the plants to breathe and eat. Obviously, this is not going to be a long term solution. Oh, and how do you even make sure the volcanic eruption doesn’t spiral out of control and suddenly spew out 50 times the ash we were aiming for. Oh, and volcanoes also spew CO2 and even nastier gases, so… It sounded so good while I was still in the shower. The more I think about it, the worse it gets.

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 55 points 3 months ago

If an app abuses the privilege of being able to show me notifications, badges or anything, that privilege will be swiftly revoked.

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 49 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I follow the official upgrade method. Can’t be bothered to mess around with anything more complicated than that. Besides, the devs probably understand the system better than I do, so there has to be a reason why that is the preferred way.

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