Well, the power metal rendition of the mario theme by Powerglove does slap.

Yeah but with Linux you have to open up a terminal and input cryptic commands someone on the internet gave you in order to stop the distro from spying on you... /s

I don't think you can manufacture consent for a war against people so culturally similar to you they're basically indistinguishable.

That's what everyone thought about a potential Russian invasion of Ukraine a long time ago. Turns out a dictator just does things.