Curse of agony and corruption spells were the thing before they got nerfed

Neither did WOW ones, every time I'd complete an impossible task and get my reward they'd nerf it and start giving it away the next week

AHHH! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! I'M TOO LOW LEVEL TO DIE!! sorry ptsd kicked in there

But you must choose! You must pick a team, red or blue and FIGHT! Fight your neighbors to the death! Fight for the ~~amusement of billionaires~~ glory of ~~Rome~~ America!

Yeehaw

But I'm posting comments! I'm doing my part!

They don't call their mom, but I call their mom! /s

They did the math

So strange that this admin would prefer small, defenseless boats!

I also only "read' Playboy for the articles

One giant wedgie for all humanity, coming up

Obligatory "No soup for you!"