[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao shrek-troll

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Me and gf watched Spirited Away together

Bawled at the ending

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

18 naked cowboys practicing social distancing alone in their homes on FaceTime

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

When there's no more room in Ram Ranch, the cowboys will walk the earth.

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

she defitely shitposting irl but still

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

yeah yeah we get it nine eleven happened there cut it out with the plane metaphors mr mayor

love to drive a bunch of tanks around with zero infantry support

Zelensky feels betrayed by his Western allies.

What if Zelensky was BETRAYED by his allies and TRAPPED in the Time Chamber for a million years?

"exhaust all options" meaning he's gonna kill the hostages by venting exhaust into where they are

fucked up that Sean Bean's first and last name are pronounced so completely differently

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

love how meatball ron thinks he would have been one of jesus's disciples when he has such obvious roman provincial governor energy

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