If you actually want to find a file on a long abandoned laptop, it may be easier to pull the drive and use an external enclosure to read it with a current system. If you have the hardware. No need for any of the other hardware, rtc, nvram, let alone the os to work.
And show by example that lying and arbitrary cruelty is ok, especially from a position of authority.
Would be funny if it wasn't complete bs. Except for the amazing time part. They're fun folk.
There used to be a lot of cards based on same or similar chips, but with small differences. That made little changes to drivers common. It's a bit like LCD modules or audio chipset quirks. One driver with tons of little differences depending on what each manufacturer decided to do differently.
Little dictator energy
Well, that post is a straight flush of red flags.
Any sort of super strength without added toughness and motor control. You'd break your own body let alone everything around you pretty fast. Same for juggernaut movement. Or high jump type flight.
But if you measure growth in made up numbers, you can just keep rolling them up indefinitely.
PHP isn't dead. It's just smelled that way for decades.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X_Window_System see logo and name in case not familiar with the context