[-] calabast@lemm.ee 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

"it was written" URL

links to a YouTube page

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 16 points 1 day ago

Feed and water them regularly. Don't let them die. If you can make them happy, that's good too.

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 100 points 1 month ago

THANKS WE KNOW THAT PART, CAN YOU TELL US HOW TO FIX IT?

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 119 points 7 months ago

I think he know Trump is going to help Russia in every way possible, so he might as well let Ukraine get since more serious hits in now while they can

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 266 points 8 months ago

shrugs in Firefox

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 90 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Cloud passes in front of the sun, Trump calls 'election interference'

Trump drops his hamburger on the floor, calls 'election interference'

It's Thursday, Trump calls 'election interference'

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 96 points 10 months ago

The only thing that will stop kids making finger guns is more good kids with finger guns.

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 110 points 10 months ago

I don't really know d&d well, but I just looked up the spell and I think it says you can transform "any number of willing creatures". So the DM could make an argument about whether insects had the intelligence to even qualify as being able to be "willing" for that.

On the other hand, I am a big fan of Operation Dumbo Drop Multistrike

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 110 points 1 year ago

How about "it's easier then shaving everyday"?

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 101 points 1 year ago

Man obtains counterfeit head injury

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 97 points 2 years ago
[-] calabast@lemm.ee 101 points 2 years ago

We know. Twitter had every right to perform this dick move. They did nothing technically wrong, in acting shitty to one of their users.

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