I have a brand new Apple product with both a headphone jack and an SD card reader.

To be fair it only has HDMI and not a VGA connector, and there's no floppy disk drive or serial port.

Everyone loves to hate.

Well done, that's less false than your initial comment.

I'm Swedish centre-right, and the last US political poll I did put me further to the left of Bernie Sanders as he was to Trump.

tl;dr: it's relative. shock.