Please put spoilers/CW on this, the image has someone's rotting corpse visible in it.

Looks like it was originally a search for "Crowdstrike":

They're probably just trying their luck with the current state of the American judicial system.

We can also change our hair colour instantly on demand.

I've lived on my own for a while and I freeze everything I can. Nothing lasts long enough unless it's frozen or shelf safe.

This does mean I get a lot of my fruits in smoothie form.

I'm lucky most vegan things last longer than the non-vegan things I grew up with.

Jellyfin!

You want Amerikkka to lead maybe subsidize EVs as well?

Why can't we all win? (Ide rather bus/rail and walkable cities)

I had to triple check this wasn't an onion article. This seems too stupid and horrible to be real.

I will never tolerate ads. I will give up YouTube before I watch ads.

The amount of ewaste they will be producing when they push that update. Should be against some environmental laws.

That last slide is confusing. Did they switch spots? They are different minions.

Unless you're apart of a strong union. Then they think twice before firing you.