This would be a great entry for the Bob Loblaw Law Blog.

Is the likelihood of an invasion based on something Iran is doing? Or is it dependent on how horrifying the next Epstein file drop will be? I mean…I know the fucking answer to this already. Doesn’t make it any less infuriating. This piece of shit will start World War III, all to distract everyone from the fact that he raped children. “No new wars.”

Yep, I’m completely convinced. I absolutely guarantee at this point that Trump had multiple girls killed - either by his own hand, or by someone taking orders from him. He’s panicking, not just because of the pedophilia, but because of even worse shit that has yet to come to light.

There it is. The h-bomb of all Epstein files distractions. Sexy Puerto Ricans, dancing joyfully to reggaeton.

I’m just imagining Bobby on his knees, snorting a rail off a shit smeared toilet seat, all while a perfectly clean countertop is literally right next to him. Kind of easy to imagine, considering what a fucking dumbass this guy is.

Oh, hi Melania. Sorry your movie bombed.

You mean to tell me women might find an obese man who paints himself orange, shits his pants, and has a micropenis shaped like a mushroom unattractive?

I motion to officially change the name of these files to the “Trump files.” Pretty clear who the main character is at this point.

I don’t know. I saw that Super Bowl MAHA ad featuring weird close ups of Mike Tyson eating fruit, and now I’m completely sold on the brain worm’s policies. Join the movement people. We can only get healthier if a lot of us start dying of completely preventable diseases.

The first four years or so that I was on Reddit, I never once received a ban for anything. Since Trump was elected, I pretty much got temp bans every couple of months. Every one was from me being mean to obvious Russian trolls. And then this morning, I got permanently banned for a comment I made over a week ago, that according to Reddits own metrics, received a grand total of zero views. I called a fascist a, um, fascist, and that he wasn’t just licking boots, he was deep throating them. That was a step too far, according to Reddit. And now I’m here.