Yea, the umlaut is what caught me off guard!! X)

It should be djungelbjörn lol. I know quite a bit of Swedish and I don't think skög is a word.

Jungle... forest? Scandinavians, explain yourselves... What is a skög?

Label your x and y, you dirty heathen. Such offense, you're lucky you're not catching a b&.

Fashion is pain, my friend.

Have you tried growing very bright coloured petals?

https://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/uk/tardigrade-stress-ball/

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/360206602_I_am_not_alone_-_we_are_all_alone_Using_masturbation_as_an_ethnographic_method_in_research_on_shota_subculture_in_Japan

It's a digital garden, baby.

History as an academic term usually goes hand in hand with writing, not civilization. When I write, I refer to earlier periods as "prehistoric." This is because historians primarily use written text and similar as their subject of study.

Reverse nepotism baby that wants to play archaeologist on Netflix. He's also extremely paranoid that "big archaeology" (lmao) is out to get him because he cannot handle criticism from people that know what they're talking about. Tldr weirdo on Netflix that thinks he's a martyr.