[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The problem is that it's not just software. Shareholders and corporate "leadership" have collectively decided that they are willing to sacrifice any and all future success in order to make stock prices go up today. They don't know where the business will be in five years and frankly, they don't care. Virtually all of the big names have completely stopped innovating. Cramming "AI" into their shitty products and trying really hard to pretend that's it's something different or "new" when it's just the same shit but with more bloatware.

Manufacturing isn't much different. I worked at a specialized industrial tool manufacturer for a few years. They were trying to add a new "smart tool" line and demoed it at an international trade show only to get completely excoriated by their customers who were all like, "Don't even talk to me about 'smart' tools when the [very expensive] tools you already produce don't fucking work." But that's how it goes when your business is built on acquisitions and the way you make your stock price go up is by coasting on your brand portfolios past success while simultaneously eliminating the people who made that success possible.

I once worked with an SVP at a huge corporation that liked to engage in "bike shedding". This guy is like seven rungs above me on the ladder and is trying to tell me what fields each SQL table should have.

Then we got a new department director who was very good at keeping upper management distracted and off our backs. Lots of people in middle management don't justify their own salaries but I would argue that he sure did.

I once worked with an SVP at a huge corporation thar liked to micromanage the the team I was on. This guy was like seven rungs above me on the ladder and is trying to tell me how to lay out

Only if it can also be a microservice.

I'm all for corporations and the wealthy paying their fair share of taxes, which they often don't.

However, revenue is not income and gains on investments are unrealized gains until you sell your shares and withdraw the cash.

If I'm reading Tesla's income statement correctly, they expect to pay something like $1.4B in taxes on $5.2B in income for 2025. Figures calculated using fuzzy pre-coffee math in my head and may not reflect any reasonable accounting standards

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WASHINGTON—Circulating a new advisory that highlighted what it called the “worst of the worst,” the Department of Homeland Security released a watchlist Friday warning Americans about the presence of mothers driving cars. “Please be on the lookout for the following mothers, who are confirmed to be in possession of dangerous vehicles and should be met with extreme caution,” said DHS Secretary Kristi Noem, who stressed that the women on the list were known caregivers operating inside the United States and cited intelligence gathered by the Department of Justice, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, and local Parent Teacher Associations. “If you see a minivan with a ‘Baby on board’ sticker, do not engage—many of these women are armed with juice boxes and will not hesitate to use a wet wipe on your face. Maintain a safe distance from any compact SUVs playing Bluey on their entertainment systems. The DOJ has opened an anonymous tip line for reporting any sightings of a car seat in your area.” Noem also warned the public to avoid locations where the exceedingly nurturing individuals were known to congregate, like the school pickup line around 3 p.m.

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ADHD sucks. Probably not news to anyone who has to live with it. But, I've found that sometimes I can do relatively benign things that let me get some fun out of my little defective brain.

For instance, today the wife and kids are gone for a couple hours and I have the house all to myself. In these rare situations, I like to put an AC/DC record on and turn the stereo up nice and loud. The effect is hard to describe but it feels like scratching an itch in my brain. Hence the post title.

Thinking about this got me curious. What do you all do to get your dopamine fix?

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Now almost everyone's headlights are on all the time.

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[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 151 points 3 months ago

I've seen plenty of back ends that needed to be destroyed.

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 141 points 3 months ago

Back when Zoom recalled all their employees to the office a couple years ago, that should have been the end for them.

Their product is designed to facilitate remote work and communication and they basically advertised to the entire world that, in their minds, it's ineffective. That was a blunder of epic proportions.

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My wife and I recently celebrated our anniversary by going back to the chapel we were married in and revisiting the restaurant from our first date.

I am one very lucky guy.

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[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 307 points 6 months ago

People with hip replacements can walk again for years afterwards. This is not normal.

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 164 points 10 months ago

Bet you $1,000 the credentials are stored in plain text.

Friendly reminder that Wells Fargo is a criminal enterprise masquerading as a bank.

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 177 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Zoom: "wE cAnT cOlAbOrAtE iF wErE nOt In PeRsOn. We NeEd EmPloYeEs To ReTuRn tO tHe OfFiCe."

They have stiff competition but this has to be one of the most incompetent boners I have ever seen pulled by a major corporation. Stating very clearly to the entire world that you have no confidence in your own product. If Eric Yuan (Zoom's CEO) wasn't the principle shareholder he probably would have been fired out of a cannon by now.

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 296 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I can't think of a worse marketing strategy for a company that relies on remote work to remain relevant. This would be like if General Motors forced every employee within 50 miles of an assembly plant to ride a bike to work.

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