Damn that's crazy. If you really believe that why are you telling people to vote instead of telling them where to buy firearms and body armor and teaching urban guerilla military tactics?
If I genuinely believed that was about to happen it's what I would be doing tbh! 
damn I guess I'll just have to actually commit to downloading and watching pirated TV shows and movies instead of endlessly grazing on video essays while I'm working on stuff
It's funny. If you asked any of these AI hyping effective altruists if a calculator 'understands' what numbers mean or if a video game's graphic engine 'understands' what a tree is, they'd obviously say no, but since this chunky excessive calculator's outputs are words instead of numbers or textured polygons suddenly its sapient.
You do not, under any circumstances, 'gotta hand it to em' (because he will run away with it)
You just can't. There's too many of them. And they keep making more of them! When will the suffering end?
They should stop making games for at least a year so I can catch up.
"White man bad game" and its the Bioshock game where the group of black revolutionaries turn into a pillaging horde as soon as they lose their single authority figure so you are obliged to shoot them in the face through the rest of the game
Later DLC would ""reveal"" that the black revolutionary leader only pretended to want to kill a child so the white main female character would grow as a person by killing her.
bioshock infinite bad
Countdown until inaccurate AI images start appearing in American school textbooks because some shits in Texas wanted to save a few bucks on stock art
look at its fuckin peets.
you just know it would go flap flap flap if it waddled across a linoleum floor
The site's already been infected by bots recreating previously upvoted posts with automated ghost accounts. Why not make it even worse?
We're going to have to retvrn to small forums whether we like it or not at this rate. Or we could just keep what we're doing and throw all online communication into the transient void of 🤢 into 🤢 into the transient void of Discord 🤮🤮🤮
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
In my defense I picked up a cheap used VR headset and playing Skyrim in VR and holding all the sparkly spells in your hands is genuinely a pretty novel and magical experience
Like me 
Please I just want to jam out a little to Undertale tracks what the hell is this
Do they have pictures of their fallen soldiers that weren't either taken in a bombed out school for children or in front of a nazi band poster featuring the confederate flag
Damn, where are the Israel equivalent of 9/11 truthers for something like this. They already had the reveal that gov bodies knew about all the details of the attack in advance, this is like if the US released a report saying 'yeah there may have been some missiles fired into the twin towers in the confusion but it wouldn't be morally sound to investigate further.'
I'm at the point that I save a copy of any sufficiently cool image I see online (for art inspo or even if it's just something that makes me happy) since I've lost pictures into the churning froth of twitter by itself after making the mistake of looking away for an hour.
we are past dead internet theory. we are rapidly approaching necromorph internet theory
Unsettlingly reminiscent of Dahlia Hawthorne Ace Attorney