My old job legitimately did this in C++ with a Perl script because we had to be able to build on some weird, old systems and couldn't use C++ templates.

Read the fucking article motherfucker. It was up for 2-4 hours, they took it down themselves.

The ADHD cope to research a thing for tens of hours across weeks or even months, agonizing over the purchase of the thing (especially if multiple options are available) before ultimately deciding that it isn't worth the relatively minuscule cost.

All I see is line go up. It seems like feminine is the right direction.

Is 2025 the year of the Linux desktop?

C shell

I'd argue that pedantry on the internet is the REAL thief, here.

Bidet gang rise up! But not too far

Graphic design. Very graphic.

Is it really seven times wider and seven times longer? Did a male serotine bat tell you that? And you believed it?

What's the p-value?

The absolute disregard for the meme format here. I'm too high for this.