Barnacles have the longest penis relative to body size out of all animals.

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Nice.

Anything you can insert into your genital or insert your genital into, like an easy bake oven or a bop it

I'm fine with whatever delusions people want to hold as long as they do it away from me. I'm just not interested in thanking a fictional character who hates me.

I wish OP had dickfingers

Absolutely not, my sarcasm is 100% genuine at all times.

I'm mostly playing Hollow Knight and Majoras Mask right now. Just started a new HK file, and I'm through Woodfall temple in MM. I can definitely recommend both games as fantastic.

I'm no hypocrite, I'll chime in. I woke up at 1 am this morning and couldn't get back to sleep because my body hates me apparently. The day was pretty good other than that though, I made a run to the dump that I'd been meaning to do for months, got my hair dyed, and had lunch at a local cafe (sandwich with a yuba patty, sesame slaw, and peanut sauce. It was so good). Now I'm just chilling, I got cider and I'm listening to records (Yesterwynde by Nightwish right now). I'm gonna sleep well tonight I think!

What a tremendous shitbag. How do you get to be such a fuckass you see someone playing and decide to lob a rock at them?

rich enough to pay the fines

Oh. I guess that's how.

Pure Vessel in Hollow Knight. I have a file that's at like 111% and I just need to beat the final pantheon but I've never managed it. I don't even know how bad Absolute Radiance is, I've never made it that far.

Probably the virtual boy. It was so cool at the time, I got Red Alert(?) and it was fantastic. Then there was like, a bowling game, and maybe a wario game? And nobody made anything else for it, and it sat in a drawer for years before my parents made me get rid of it. It could have been so good.