“There is not a lot of history of laziness being rewarded with success. Hard work is an essential ingredient in any recipe for success.”

Says the corporate executive whose success is measured entirely by the hard work of others.

That one brain cell realizing mistakes were made.

Listen, give him a break. That one brain cell can do only so much.

I often think the same when my cats lick me.

Israel must be so proud, murdering starving and defenseless people.

Something tells me the batcave does not have OSHA's stamp of approval.

Seriously, wake me when accountability actually happens.

If you really need some nightmare fuel, some of us use c++ every day and even enjoy it.

He's post-birth, so I supposed there's still time.

I'm really happy they're seeing good demand. Fully upgradable laptops have been a dream of mine for years and I've been thinking when it's time for me to replace mine, the Framework would be at the top of my list.

How very Christian of them.

These two need to just fuck and get it over with already