Sounds to me like you're halfway to celebrity status already!

Goddammit, Leroy!

Thanks for being cool <3

<3

Thanks. This just happens sometimes on here though, so I usually just leave it be and keep posting. It doesn't get to me.

I've noticed that a significant portion of Lemmy is very literal, so occasionally jokes that rely too much on satire, sarcasm, absurdism, or meta/anti-jokes tend to fall flat.

I thought the idea of someone going to a rich area and shorting the stock of companies whose employees who are sunbathing was a funny bit, but I suppose it's not if you think the guy is trying to give literal financial advice.

Me? I just thought it was an obvious joke. The person who posted it is clearly not making a serious claim of more that 700% profit in a year. It's just some light teasing.

It's something the youths are saying these days to describe someone who's smooth and has cha-"rizz"-ma.

These are great!

The one I think is really going to stick with me is:

"Smaken är som baken: delad" - Taste is like the bum: split.

This cannot be a real language.

That's not a Thought-Terminator, that is life!

Yeah, it just seems like small town shenanigans to me.

(you wouldn't)