In the Oregon Voting Pamphlet.

This is not an endorsement, this is a Simpsons joke.

S10E22 "They Saved Lisa's Brain"

cross-posted from: https://dubvee.org/post/1149097

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Image description: Homer Simpson runs a red light at a 4-way intersection, and multiple cars slam on their brakes to avoid an accident. He waves out the window and yells "It's alright, I'm running for president" and drives away.