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Little Timmy Tables (programming.dev)

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[-] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 57 points 6 hours ago

Why would Santa need two separate tables for this?

[-] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 47 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I would make two separate views.

CREATE VIEW NiceList AS
 SELECT * FROM Children
  WHERE behavior = 'nice' 
   AND parent.income > 40000; 
CREATE VIEW NaughtyList AS
 SELECT * FROM Children
  WHERE behavior = 'naughty';

[-] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 31 points 6 hours ago

The income is a nice touch.

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