Hello, valued skeptics and losers currently writing think pieces about how the AI bubble is going to burst. It’s me, AI. I’m just checking in after the news that the U.S. military struck roughly a thousand Iranian targets in the first twenty-four hours of war, killing over a thousand people.

Quick question, tho: Does that sound like the résumé of tech that’s about to be put out to pasture? I mean, sure, I sometimes screw up a fact or give horrible advice, but have you seen how well I sate your bloodlust? You wackos love to murder each other.

Pezeşkiyan: No new attacks will be launched against neighboring countries (www.evrensel.net)

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Sarvam 105B, the first competitive Indian open source LLM (www.sarvam.ai)

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[Itch] Time to Go, survival horror collectathon (quiet-relic-games.itch.io)

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YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE YOUR FIRST RUN.

No, seriously. Nobody survives first try.

By your third run, you start to understand. By your fifth, you almost make it. By your tenth, you ALMOST extract all 38 items—

—then the demon catches you in the final seconds and YOU LOSE EVERYTHING.

This is the game where:

There is NO saving

There is NO "easy mode"

There is NO tutorial holding your hand

Just you, a flickering flashlight, and a DEMON that HATES you

Welcome to Time to Go. You won't.

THE DEMON DOES NOT MESS AROUND

Forget everything you thought you knew about indie horror.

This entity:

Learns where you hide - second time won't work

Cuts off your escape routes - it knows where you're going

Kills the lights - right when you think you're safe

Slams doors shut - traps you in rooms

"But I'll hide in the kitchen—"

The demon KNOWS you're there. It's just WAITING.

"But I'll run fast—"

HUNT MODE: It's faster than you. WAY faster.

"But my sanity is high—"

Just wait. Just wait... lights flicker out

Run Chronology (Guaranteed):

0:00-3:00 │ "Okay, this isn't so bad—"

3:00-6:00 │ "Why is the light flickering?"

6:00-9:00 │ "I HEAR FOOTSTEPS"

9:00-12:00 │ "RUN RUN RUN—"

12:00-14:00│ "Just 2 more items, only 2 more—"

14:30 │ THE DEMON IS BOTH IN FRONT AND BEHIND YOU

14:58 │ death screen

"One more run..."

Three hours later you are STILL PLAYING.

HIGH SCORE = BRAGGING RIGHTS

Scoring System:

0-10 items │ COWARD

11-20 items │ AVERAGE

21-30 items │ RESPECT

31-35 items │ PRO

36-37 items │ ELITE

ALL 38 │ UNBELIEVABLE. IMPOSSIBLE.

NOBODY extracts all 38 in their first 50 runs.

German police probe student poster slur (Lick my balls Merz) against Merz (dpa-international.com)

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Does Your Country Need Regime Change? A Quiz (www.mcsweeneys.net)

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If the answer to most or all of these questions is yes, it may be time for a massive nonviolent resistance movement.

AI Error May Have Contributed to Girl's School Bombing in Iran (thisweekinworcester.com)

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Iran security forces issue shoot-to-kill orders amid growing unrest (www.euronews.com)

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The first AI agent worm is months away, if that (dustycloud.org)

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Nature Report, Killed by Trump, Is Released Independently (www.nytimes.com)

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My application programmer instincts failed when debugging assembler (landedstar.com)

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Indeed (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)

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Street Fighter II Anime - Chun-Li vs. Vega (English Dub) [1994] (youtu.be)

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This is about as hype as anime can get. KMFDM's "Ultra" just took it to 11. Classic sakuga. Classic woke...

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