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Anon's neighbors have chickens
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this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2025
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What kind of miserable shithole would make it against the law to own chickens?
My guess is "places that have lots of predators and don't want them being attracted to residential areas". I can see an argument for banning chickens in a suburb if, say, little Susie down the street got attacked by a hungry coyote that couldn't make it into any of the coops (i have no clue if coyotes would attack a kid or not, just an example).