The reality:

You live in house 1. House 2 has a crazy old guy who shoots at anyone who tries to walk up his driveway to knock on the door. House 3 has a hardcore MAGA asshole who hosts loud parties every weekend where all the local pigs come and discuss how much they hate their wives while eating the murdered corpses of the good kind of pigs. House 4 is abandoned, it's listed for about 3 million dollars more than it's worth. House 5 has an unattended elderly couple who both have dementia. House 6 is also abandoned but this is because it's still filled floor to ceiling with rotting garbage that no one cleaned up after the owner died last year. House 7 has a Biden supporting lib. He plays golf every sunday with the guy in House 3.