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[-] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 48 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Partitioning by integer secobds is dumb.

Just assign 0 to the start of time, 1 to the end of time, and every point between is represented by a double precision floating point number.

For all those who believe time is infinite please apply a logistic transformation to your dates.

[-] chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 11 months ago

Um excuse me time actually already ended in 1991

[-] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 months ago

No, that was the world that ended in 2012.

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